“To be sure that you never confuse the Matterhorn with a common sports bar, co-owner Roger Beaudoin and Patrice Miller have created a veritable shrine to skiing. The bar is constructed of skis, ski memorabilia covers the walls and ceiling (Ski Mount Tom!), and the 64-inch flatscreen HD television play ski-porn from opening to last call. Not that you should hang out at a bar from opening to last call. Right? Right?!?”